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dragon-pyre:

I can walk in on any Harry Potter movie and know exactly which scene of which movie it is within five seconds

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illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

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Me whenever an astrology post shows up

chroniclesofpanem:

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

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You’re telling me, a chicken fried this rice

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evilfgt:

THIS IS SO CU TE IM SCREMING

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whybrandon:

theonion omg

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earthdad:

the only flirting i’m doing is flirting with death

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judgedteenblogger:

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sp00kyqueer:

hope  u guys arent missing out on all these hot deals

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